鍵盤俠保羅的退役巡演史上最慘！美球迷：感謝控衛之神做的一切

根據此前報道，在被猛龍裁掉之后，40歲老將、未來名人堂成員克里斯·保羅在社媒上宣布正式退役，結束自己21年的傳奇NBA生涯。

[–]SunsImthegoat175 4126 points 17 hours ago

Always sucks when the game leaves you before you leave the game

太陽球迷：競技體育最殘酷的就是，當你還沒準備好離開比賽時，比賽已經拋棄了你。

[–]MambaSaidKnockYouOut 2112 points 17 hours ago

Yes, but the fact it took the game 20 years to leave him is just a testament to how great he was. No shame in retiring from the NBA at 40 lol

球迷：沒錯，但比賽花了20年才拋棄他，這恰恰證明了他有多偉大。40歲從NBA退役沒啥丟人的，哈哈。

[–]ImaLetItGo 877 points 17 hours ago

Especially at his height

球迷：尤其是考慮到他的身高。

[–]CavaliersRCM88x 418 points 16 hours ago

Best inch for inch player in NBA history if you ask me

騎士球迷：要我說，他就是NBA歷史上按每英寸身高計算最強的球員。

[–]Sure-Cod-8624 252 points 16 hours ago

I think it’s undeniably Muggsy. His career is unbelievable. The height difference between him and Chris Paul is the same as Chris Paul and LeBron.

球迷：我覺得這毫無疑問是博格斯。 他的職業生涯簡直不可思議。他和保羅的身高差，跟保羅和詹姆斯的身高差是一樣的。

[–]HeatEthangains07 368 points 16 hours ago

Wtf did you just say

熱火球迷：你特么剛剛說了啥？

[–]Hawksinternallylinked 253 points 16 hours ago

I’ll take extra 2 inches for Steph Wait what

老鷹球迷：如果是庫里的話，我愿意多給他2英寸。 等等，好像哪里不對。

[–]TrenAt14[S] 7291 points 17 hours ago

Saddest farewell tour... CP3 <3

球迷：最悲傷的退役巡演……

[–]Lakersawkotacos 983 points 17 hours ago

This was a wild roller coaster

湖人球迷：這真是一趟瘋狂的過山車。

[–]Warriorsshnieder88 467 points 16 hours ago

what makes it worse is i guess no one expressed interest in picking him up for a playoff run

勇士球迷：更糟糕的是，我想大概是沒有球隊有興趣簽下他去打季后賽。

[–]International-Ad2501 275 points 14 hours ago

Crazy when you look at the wolves roster and see a literal CP3 shaped void on the court

球迷：看看森林狼的陣容，場上簡直有一個完美的保羅形狀的空缺，太瘋狂了。

[–]LakersPal__Pacino 1024 points 17 hours ago

Important lesson not to overstay your welcome by a year. Other aging stars should take note. That said, seems like it was handled pretty poorly by the Clippers too.

湖人球迷：重要的一課：千萬別賴著不走多打這一年。其他老球星該記筆記了。 不過話說回來，快船這事兒處理得也挺爛的。

[–]ffxivfanboi 382 points 17 hours ago

Was he really that bad to be a liability even off the bench? I just find it hard to believe that it wouldn’t be worth it to have him as both a mentor to young players, but his knowledge as a guard specifically, and as a backup PG in case of any injuries. All on a vet minimum, of course. I’m just so surprised he’s not even getting that. Makes me wonder if something is seriously up with him that two teams now have instantly moved to waive him.

球迷：他真的爛到連打替補都是累贅了嗎？ 我很難相信，就算讓他當年輕球員的導師（特別是傳授后衛知識），或者是作為傷病儲備的替補控衛，都不值得嗎？當然，前提是底薪。我很驚訝他連這個都混不上了。 這讓我懷疑是不是他身體出了什么大問題，導致兩支球隊都立馬裁掉了他。

[–]Raptorspegasusairforce 387 points 16 hours ago

In the case of the Raptors I feel like he probably asked to be waived tbh. It doesn't really make sense for him to spend the last half of his season playing for a team on the opposite coast of his family. Might as well just call it quits.

猛龍球迷：說實話，在猛龍那次我覺得可能是他主動要求被裁的。讓他把職業生涯最后半個賽季耗在一個離家人十萬八千里的球隊確實沒意義，還不如直接退了。

[–]guacamoleandtomato 941 points 17 hours ago

We don’t know the full clippers story. While yes it was fucking wild that he got waived by the team he is most known for, there is also reports that he was a pain in the ass. He was on the vet minimum and was supposed to ride out the bench. For him to be waived is because there was some serious toxic shit going on. I think CP3 might be the exception to this rule more than a “warning to other vets that they should retire instead of overstaying”

球迷：我們不知道快船那邊的全貌。雖然被自己最知名的老東家裁掉很離譜，但也有報道說他是個刺頭。他拿的是底薪，本該安安心心坐板凳的。會被裁掉說明肯定發生了很嚴重的更衣室毒瘤事件。我覺得保羅這事兒是個特例，不一定適用于“警告其他老將別賴著不走”這條規則。

[–]KnicksHokageEzio 1329 points 17 hours ago

Saddest retirement tour ever

尼克斯球迷：史上最悲慘的退役巡演。

[–]Lakerssamhit_n 544 points 17 hours ago

This makes Paul Pierce and Steve Nash's farewell tours look like Kobe's.

湖人球迷：這讓皮爾斯和納什的退役巡演看起來像科比的一樣體面。

[–]RaptorsXviiChong 4535 points 17 hours ago

Such a sad way for his legendary career to go out like this, thank you point god for everything!

猛龍球迷：傳奇生涯以這種方式結束太讓人難過了，感謝控衛之神所做的一切！

[–]PhasedVenturer 1506 points 17 hours ago

And yet it’s the most fitting: I feel like his career was riddled with one misfortune after another

球迷：但這又是最貼切的結局：感覺他的職業生涯就是一個接一個的不幸。

[–]Cavaliersyareg1717 552 points 17 hours ago

Dont forget him fake laughing with Kerr

騎士球迷：別忘了他和科爾的假笑名場面。

[–]Tepid-doughnut 290 points 17 hours ago

“Hello, police? Chris Paul is outside of my locker room”

球迷：“喂，警察嗎？克里斯·保羅想闖進我的更衣室。”

[–]elizarraras87 522 points 17 hours ago

if your knowledge of hoops is internet memes then yea probably

球迷：如果你對籃球的了解全來自于網絡梗圖，那大概是吧。

[–]RocketsSc0rch1ngDr4g0n 1387 points 17 hours ago

CP3 bowed to the Paul God and now bows to the Time God.

火箭球迷：保羅曾向“保羅之神”低頭，如今向“歲月之神”低頭。

[–]Toronto Huskiesihatedougford 329 points 17 hours ago

It’s okay he hit that clutch three to cut the lead to 42 a few years ago

多倫多哈士奇球迷：沒事，幾年前他還投進過那記關鍵三分，將分差縮小到了42分。

[–]Netsbirdentap 857 points 17 hours ago

I’d enjoy seeing him join Blake and Dirk on the Amazon NBA broadcast

籃網球迷：我很樂意看到他加入格里芬和諾維茨基的亞馬遜NBA轉播天團。

[–]megaman_cdx 640 points 17 hours ago

Probably most remembered as Hornet or a Clipper. New Orleans isn’t the Hornets any more, Clippers just split the relationship. Who would he want the 1-day with? Rockets, no. Suns, no. Thunder, no. He’s almost a man without a team lol

球迷：大家對他印象最深的應該還是黃蜂或快船時期。 新奧爾良現在不叫黃蜂了，快船又剛跟他鬧掰。他想跟誰簽一天短合同退役？火箭？不可能。太陽？不可能。雷霆？不可能。 他簡直是個沒有主隊的流浪漢，哈哈。

[–]CelticsRichAbbreviations966 388 points 17 hours ago

honestly, I hope he says no to the Clips retiring his jersey, what they did was classless

凱爾特人球迷：老實說，我希望他拒絕快船退役他的球衣，他們這事兒辦得太沒品了。

[–]RaptorsOneAthlete1 298 points 17 hours ago

He basically retired a raptor

猛龍球迷：他基本上是以猛龍球員身份退役的。

[–]CelticsTheNxtDaveGrohl 419 points 17 hours ago

Sad way to go out

凱爾特人球迷：這種離開方式真傷感。

[–]Cavaliersrkennedy991 334 points 17 hours ago

Damn, what a bullshit way to go out. Fuck the Clippers.

騎士球迷：靠，這結局真扯淡。去他媽的快船。

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron