鍵盤俠波津身材像字母哥投籃像希爾德！庫明加是沒技術的約翰遜

名記 Shams 報道，勇士將庫明加、希爾德交易至老鷹，得到冠軍內線波爾津吉斯！

多位名記后續跟進報道，這筆交易沒有選秀權的參與。

Shams 補充報道稱，過去數月，勇士一直將波爾津吉斯列為引援目標，如今終于簽下這位能拉開空間的內線大將。而老鷹這邊，主帥斯奈德則收獲了一位潛力十足的側翼球員庫明加，同時陣中還添了一名外線神射手希爾德。

[–]BullsDGReverse 5681 points 3 hours ago

Wait that’s not Giannis

公牛球迷：等等，這不是字母哥啊。

[–]Bullsgbmaulin 1577 points 2 hours ago

Even taller and therefore better!

公牛球迷：這人比字母哥還高，所以更強！

[–]Celtics17461863372823734930 639 points 2 hours ago

Big like Giannis, shoots like Buddy

凱爾特人球迷：身材像字母哥，投籃像希爾德。

[–]Hawksamidon1130 378 points 2 hours ago

Yes, KP is awesome when he plays but he doesn't play

老鷹球迷：是的，波爾津吉斯打球的時候很強，但他不打球啊。

[–]KnicksoochiewallyWallyserb 304 points 2 hours ago

He is a unicorn. Cause he rarely appears.

尼克斯球迷：他是獨角獸。因為他極少出現。

[–]Heatcleo22270 4496 points 3 hours ago

Completed the Celtics old center rotation

熱火球迷：集齊了凱爾特人的舊中鋒輪換。

[–]Celticsjrlandry 879 points 2 hours ago

Sadly Kornet is on the Spurs, and are smart enough to not let him go

凱爾特人球迷：可惜科內特在馬刺，而且馬刺很聰明，不會放他走的。

[–]SpursZyndiana_Jones 411 points 2 hours ago

thank god, kornet has been amazing

馬刺球迷：謝天謝地，科內特表現太棒了。

[–]ThunderTitaniumC4206 3294 points 3 hours ago

KUMINGA IS FINALLY FREE

雷霆球迷：庫明加終于自由了！

[–]BucksPumpkinHead555 1364 points 3 hours ago

I’m actually happy for him, but it's time to prove his worth now. No more excuses.

雄鹿球迷：我真心為他感到高興，但現在是證明他價值的時候了。別再找借口了。

[–]KnicksVinnie_Vegas 775 points 2 hours ago

I mean... Isn't Atlanta a fucking terrible fit for him? He's just Jalen Johnson without skills.

尼克斯球迷：我的意思是…… 亞特蘭大對他來說不是個爛透了的歸宿嗎？ 他就是個沒有技術的杰倫?約翰遜。

[–]Thundertopofthecc 720 points 2 hours ago

Now they have Jalen Johnson and Alen Ohnson.

雷霆球迷：現在他們有了杰倫?約翰遜（Jalen Johnson）和艾倫?昂遜（Alen Ohnson，注：暗示庫明加沒有 J—— 跳投）。

[–]WarriorsJack_The_Sparrow_ 1633 points 3 hours ago

HELL YEAH! FINALLY ADDING THE NEEDED DEPTH TO OUR INJURY RESERVE

勇士球迷：耶！終于給我們急需的傷病名單增加了深度！

[–]n00-1ne 374 points 2 hours ago

Kristap is NBA first team all-injured.

球迷：波爾津吉斯是 NBA 最佳傷病陣容一陣成員。

[–]TimberwolvesCommon-Bad-7899 1525 points 3 hours ago

San Francisco tech gonna heal PORZINGIS

森林狼球迷：舊金山的科技會治好波爾津吉斯的。

[–]San Francisco WarriorsSalty_Dog3 656 points 2 hours ago

Get ready to learn AI billboards buddy

舊金山勇士球迷：哥們，準備好學習 AI 廣告牌吧。

[–]PacersTheBoilerCat 1172 points 3 hours ago

Why is everything completely out of left field at this deadline?

步行者球迷：為什么在這個截止日，所有事情都完全出乎意料？

[–]WarriorsLLryo 380 points 2 hours ago

Whole deadline straight out of 2k

勇士球迷：整個截止日就像是直接從 2K 游戲里搬出來的一樣。

[–]LakersImkitoto 1038 points 3 hours ago

But why

湖人球迷：但是為什么啊？

[–]LakersEmbarrassedRing7806 945 points 2 hours ago

Because they werent getting giannis and KP is an improvement

湖人球迷：因為他們搞不來字母哥，而波爾津吉斯是個升級。

[–]Ok_Possible_5702 941 points 2 hours ago

KP is not an improvement considering that he never plays.

球迷：考慮到他從不打球，波爾津吉斯并不是什么升級。

[–]WarriorsToeman227 935 points 2 hours ago

Its over ladies and gentlemen

勇士球迷：女士們先生們，結束了。

[–]CIark 843 points 3 hours ago

“Steph we got a game changer he’s a champion and he’s tall af” “Who is it?!!? Holy fuck Giannis???” “No…” “AD?” “No” “Who” “Kristaps Porzingis babyy”

球迷：

“庫里，我們搞來了一個能改變比賽的家伙，他是冠軍成員，而且個子賊高。”

“是誰？！！？我去是字母哥嗎？？？”

“不……”

“是濃眉？”

“不”

“那是誰”

“是克里斯塔普斯?波爾津吉斯，寶貝兒”

[–]LakersGristle__McThornbody 762 points 2 hours ago

Neither does Kuminga.

湖人球迷：庫明加也不打球啊。

[–]GrizzliesTrulyNotABot 687 points 2 hours ago

They’re replacing DNP-Coach’s Decision with DNP-Broke Down

灰熊球迷：他們把 “無法上場 - 教練決定” 換成了 “無法上場 - 身體報廢”。

[–]Kingsbubbles2255 600 points 3 hours ago

Jimmy and Buddy, the breakup we didn’t want

國王球迷：吉米和希爾德，我們不想看到的分手。

[–]Supersonicstinybathroomfaucet 549 points 2 hours ago

Tariffs are messing with the trade market

超音速球迷：關稅把交易市場搞亂了。

[–]RaptorsGreenSnakes_ 434 points 3 hours ago

Warriors realized their weak offer wasn’t getting them Giannis lmao. He’s staying in Milwaukee until the offseason

猛龍球迷：勇士意識到他們那點寒酸的報價根本換不來字母哥，笑死。他會待在密爾沃基直到休賽期。

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron