鍵盤俠杰倫威復出&雷霆81勝1負不是夢！和98公牛迎回皮蓬沒區別

杰倫威本賽季傷缺期間，雷霆戰績18勝1負，高居聯盟第一。

杰倫威本賽季已失去評獎資格，他在休賽期簽下的最高五年2.89億美元的續約合同最終定格五年2.41億美元。

以下為國外球迷各種各樣的無奈吐槽：

[–]Fun_Reflection1157 2326 points 7 hours ago

The 18-1 defending champions are about to get better. Wonderful.

球迷：18勝1負的衛冕冠軍馬上要變得更強了。可真TM好！

[–]Kings BandwagonTheyNeedLoveToo 160 points 7 hours ago

OKC to the rest of the league on Thanksgiving: get fucked

國王球迷：雷霆在感恩節對聯盟其他球隊說：屁股撅起來~

[–]RaptorsIndividual-Space-443 680 points 7 hours ago

i wonder whos gonna give them a lottery pick in 2027

im sure that sick fuck presti has something in his treasure chest

猛龍球迷：我好奇2027年又會是哪個大冤家給他們送樂透簽。我敢肯定普雷斯蒂那個老狐貍的寶庫里肯定還藏著好東西。

[–]Thunderbutterbeancd 513 points 7 hours ago

The Clippers … again.

雷霆球迷：還是快船。

[–]LakersRepulsive-Throat5068 353 points 7 hours ago

Actual useless franchise. That PG trade just keeps getting worse and worse lmao

湖人球迷：真是沒救的球隊。那筆喬治交易真是越來越小丑了哈哈。

[–]ClippersFlashyClaim 379 points 7 hours ago

We’re not useless! We keep on improving the Thunder!

快船球迷：我們才不是沒用的！我們一直在幫助雷霆進步！

[–]LakersTheCatSleeeps 255 points 7 hours ago

You guys really made a dynasty, just not your own.

湖人球迷：你們確實打造了一個王朝，只不過不是你們自己的。

[–]Ancient_Landscape_93 1264 points 7 hours ago

Good for OKC, was really worried about their slow start.

球迷：對雷霆是好事，之前還真擔心他們開局慢熱。

[–]ThunderVitex1988 337 points 7 hours ago

81-1 is still on the table

雷霆球迷：81勝1負仍有可能（狗頭）。

[–]Lakerslukewwilson 270 points 7 hours ago

You play the trail blazers in three days, so realistically 80-2

湖人球迷：你們三天后要打開拓者，所以現實點是80勝2負。

[–]SunsMetroBS 1044 points 7 hours ago

Oh okay

太陽球迷：哦，行吧（躺平）。

[–]SunsAllDawgsGoToDevin 532 points 7 hours ago

I knew they were scared

太陽球迷：我就知道他們怕了（繼續嘴硬）。

[–]ThunderHazikoSazujiii 196 points 7 hours ago

Unironically, could be a good game to jump us while working chemistry back out.

雷霆球迷：講真，在重新磨合階段偷襲我們，說不定是個好時機。

[–]Supersonicsahrumah 85 points 7 hours ago

Yeah, I’m prepared for Dub’s 3p shooting to be garbage for a while he rebuilds his shot. The footage of his shot form in shoot arounds hasn’t been exactly encouraging.

超音速球迷：是啊，我已經做好杰倫威三分鐵一陣的準備了，他重建投籃手型的訓練視頻看著并不太樂觀。

[–][LAL] Kobe BryantJayDee62 279 points 7 hours ago

[massive gulps]

湖人球迷：[狂咽口水]

[–]KnicksF_CKMONEY 51 points 7 hours ago

Sobbing into my apple pie rn

尼克斯球迷：正對著我的蘋果派哭呢。

[–]Minneapolis Lakerskurruchi 244 points 7 hours ago

[–]Bullscall-me-germ 201 points 7 hours ago

letting out an exasperated sigh. i forgot he hasn’t even played yet and the thunder have been essentially resting their stars for the last 10 minutes of the game while being 18-1 defending champions.

throwing up my thanksgiving dinner

公牛球迷：唉聲嘆氣！忘了他還沒打過球，而雷霆這18勝1負的衛冕冠軍比賽最后10分鐘都讓首發打卡下班了。我感恩節大餐都要吐出來了。

[–]Apocalypsenowisbest 126 points 7 hours ago

One of those classic heart warming stories when the best team gets even better

球迷：最強球隊變得更強之經典暖心故事。

[–]LakersDaKingindaSouff 156 points 7 hours ago

Thunder really blessed. Clippers made a monster

湖人球迷：雷霆真是天選之子。快船親手造了個怪物。

[–][OKC] Luguentz Dortimbutawaveto 60 points 6 hours ago

That pick next year looking JUICY too

雷霆球迷：明年的那個簽看起來也很甜美多汁哦。

[–]Raptorspdpdpdpdpdpdpdpd 28 points 5 hours ago

If y’all get back to back lottery picks off those mfs I’m done with ball for a couple years

猛龍球迷：要是你們能從那些家伙身上連續拿到樂透簽，我直接戒球幾年。

[–]SunsAffectionateEgg3879 345 points 7 hours ago

Of course it’s against the suns