鍵盤俠湖人萎靡是因脫衣舞俱樂部本想虐菜卻被蓋伊虐成菜

[賽后帖]湖人-102-122老鷹，殘陣老鷹7人上雙終結湖人5連勝

雙方數據：

老鷹（5-5）：蓋耶21分7板7助2斷、里薩謝19分1板4助2斷、紐厄爾17分5板4斷、克雷伊奇17分3板1助、華萊士14分2板7助、奧孔武12分8板4助3斷2帽、丹尼爾斯10分8板13助、休斯坦8分2板1助、托平4分2板

湖人（7-3）：東契奇22分5板11助、克內克特14分4板1助、拉拉維亞13分5板2助2斷、范德比爾特12分18板2助、艾頓11分5板、布朗尼9分2板2助、八村塁8分2板、斯瑪特5分2助2斷、海斯4分3板、史密斯3分1板2助、克萊伯1分2板1助2帽

[–]wfd1004 112 points 4 hours ago

Idk where the Lakers went last night but they all looked so dead. Honestly, super disappointing.

湖人球迷：不知道湖人昨晚去哪嗨了，全員腿軟。看得我都萎了。

[–]Rook2Rook 58 points 4 hours ago

Magic City

球迷：魔法城夜店后遺癥唄（指亞特蘭大知名脫衣舞俱樂部Magic City）

[–]9blessings 57 points 5 hours ago

No more strip clubs and chicken tenders. Just take care of business next game.

湖人球迷：別再去脫衣舞俱樂部了，別再叫雞了。下場給我支棱起來。

[–]510lakersfan 119 points 5 hours ago

That. Was. Disgusting. No energy. No effort. I thought it was going to be a cakewalk too but dear god did the team looked like they were just walking around. Even Rui shot less than 50%.

Flush. This. Game. Down.

79-3 I guess is fine.

湖人球迷：太！難！繃！了！沒活力！不努力！本以為能輕松虐菜，結果我們是菜。連八村塁都投出不到五成命中率。

把。這。場。沖。馬。桶。里。吧。

[–]LUKA X LEBRONV-KARIN 208 points 5 hours ago

Game notes:

Positives: nothing

湖人球迷：比賽筆記：

優點：無

[–]onelastnoodle 167 points 4 hours ago*

They couldnt stop drives to the rim or defend athletic wings at all

Hawks kept hitting their 3s while Lakers ran a lazy ass offense

This was easily one of Lukas worst games

球迷：湖人防不住突破和運動型側翼，老鷹三分箭如雨下，自己進攻還懶散。東契奇生涯最爛戰役之一。

[–]pmurt007 84 points 5 hours ago

I thought Vando's rebounding looked good tonight

湖人球迷：我覺得范德彪今晚籃板搶得還行

[–]Austin Reaves EnjoyerHandsomebruh13 227 points 5 hours ago

7-3 in the first 10 games with a lot of guys being in and out. It’s a good start

湖人球迷：前十場7勝3負，還這么多人進進出出。開局不錯了

[–]ts405 227 points 5 hours ago

we all have days when everything goes wrong. nothing to panic about

湖人球迷：誰都有諸事不順的日子。沒必要恐慌

要是（最后）79勝3負的話（我收回上面的話）。

[–]bermitthefrog 55 points 4 hours ago

Best start since 2020

湖人球迷：自2020年以來最佳開局 。

[–]pmurt007 93 points 5 hours ago

We were due for a game like this. 4-1 the rest of this road trip lol

湖人球迷：遲早要拉一場。剩下客場之旅拿下4勝1負就行哈哈

[–]2324thetitsOO 55 points 4 hours ago

Bronny is looking playable, Dalton had some 3s go down, Kleber sucks but at least another healthy body. Otherwise flush it

湖人球迷：布朗尼看著能上，克內克特進了幾個三分，克萊伯不行但好歹多個健康身體。其他全當喂狗吧。

[–]ungabunga8008135 71 points 5 hours ago

Bronny > Knecht

湖人球迷：布朗尼 > 克內克特

[–]rawchess 51 points 4 hours ago

Lost to a dude named Mo' Gay smh

湖人球迷：輸給一個叫莫-Gay的姐妹兒，真特么丟面兒！

[–]Hawksminnyman2011 1570 points 4 hours ago

Nah this is as much of a scheduled loss in the history of scheduled losses the hawks were 4-5 Jesus Christ could have suited up for the lakers and the hawks would still find a way to be .500

老鷹球迷：湖人這波純屬撞槍口上了。老鷹當時4勝5負，就算耶穌本人穿上湖人球衣，鷹隊也必給你扳回五成勝率！

[–]Cavalierskoenigsaurus 160 points 4 hours ago

This is what, 3 straight seasons of the 50/50 Hawks? More? Incredible consistency.

騎士球迷：連續三個賽季當五成勝率鷹了？甚至更久？這穩定性絕了。

[–]HawksChessh2036 396 points 4 hours ago

“BLOCKED BY GUEYE! HE BLOCKED JESUS!”

老鷹球迷：“Gay送出大帽！他連耶穌都帽了！”

[–]HawksS-Kotus 116 points 4 hours ago

IS THIS YOUR GOD?

老鷹球迷：就問你上帝服不服？

[–]Hawks6eezus 656 points 4 hours ago*

One game under .500 Hawks are inevitable

This game was not as close as the score suggests

老鷹球迷：距離五成勝率只差一場的老鷹勢不可擋！

比分根本體現不了場面碾壓

[–]Celticsterry-tea 204 points 4 hours ago

i’m taking the one game under .500 hawks over the 2017 warriors

凱爾特人球迷：距離五成勝率只差一場的老鷹 ＞ 2017勇士！

[–][LAL] Metta World PeaceWalrusInMySheets 330 points 4 hours ago

WHO IS NUMBER 18?

湖人球迷：18號究竟何方神圣？

[–]HawksLutherOfTheRogues 211 points 4 hours ago

MO FUCKING GUEYE.

Honestly he's a fan favorite who is always money. This is what happens when he gets actual minutes I guess.

老鷹球迷：穆罕默德·TMD·蓋耶！這哥們兒可是球迷心頭肉，上場就靠譜。給足時間果然爆發。

[–][LAL] Metta World PeaceWalrusInMySheets 57 points 4 hours ago

He was so fucking good man. You all went belt to ass tonight

湖人球迷：這家伙太狠了。你們今晚真是狂虐我們啊

[–]Hawksminnyman2011 977 points 4 hours ago

This was a good, honest .500 basketball team. We played .500 ball goddammit. Salt of the earth, punch the clock, even win/loss ratio basketball. We lost a couple, guess what? We won a couple, too. But we never got too excited or let it go to our head. No long winning streaks here, no sir. That's hubris, which this blue collar, hard working half injured team doesn’t have. A few wins in a row, these guys, true to form, balanced it out with a couple a losses. Yes sir, that was my Hawks. A good, honest .500 basketball team.

老鷹球迷：我們老鷹，堂堂正正五成勝率隊！打得就是五成籃球，老天爺！根正苗紅，打卡下班，勝負均衡。輸過幾場，咋了？不也贏過幾場嘛。但我們從不飄。不搞連勝那套，那叫傲慢！我們這支藍領隊伍，傷兵滿營，玩不起那個。贏了幾場，這幫老哥一準兒再輸回去找平衡。沒錯，這就是我的鷹——根正苗紅五成隊！

[–]SupersonicsJarristopheles 85 points 4 hours ago

Hawks just straight up played a great game. No doubt about it.

超音速球迷：老鷹今天就是硬實力碾壓，沒毛病。

[–]HawksLutherOfTheRogues 268 points 4 hours ago

MO GUEYE

NOW YOU KNOW

老鷹球迷：莫·蓋伊！現在認識了吧？

[–]HawksObelisk00 134 points 4 hours ago

What else did you expect from 1 game under .500 Atlanta Hawks. Also, Mo Gueye.

老鷹球迷：距離五成勝率只差一場的老鷹+莫·蓋伊，這組合誰能擋？

[–]Hawksnot-a-potato-head[S] 119 points 4 hours ago

Mo Gueye started playing basketball 6 years ago btw

老鷹球迷：科普：莫·蓋伊6年前才開始打籃球

[–]SpursMikeyBastard1 113 points 4 hours ago

Saw someone say yesterday in the Hawks sub "this loss sucks but now the Lakers gotta deal with 1 game under .500 Hawks. Theyre screwed"

It's a prophecy at this point.

馬刺球迷：昨天鷹區神預言：“雖然輸得憋屈，但接下來湖人要打距離五成勝率只差一場的老鷹——他們完蛋了”

[–]LakersProof-Umpire-7718 81 points 4 hours ago

We kept leaving them wide open for 3 and they punished us for it.

湖人球迷：我們放空位三分讓人家射爆了。

[–]Fire_Demon-215 26 points 4 hours ago

Hawks G league team just opened the lakers out wide and gave it to em

球迷：老鷹發展聯盟陣容把湖人防線撕成了二維碼。

來源：Reddit

編譯：Aaron